Quarters

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So my son Michael went bowling with a friend Tuesday and I gave him $20 just in case he needed it. I didn't specifically say this is for your bowling games or food only.

So what does the little bugger do?

He cashes his $20 in for $20 in quarters for the arcade games.

That's a lot of quarters.

Did it not occur to him - at any point - that his mother would never ever let him do this? Seriously, boy. Use your common sense.

They weren't at the bowling alley for more than 10 minutes when he pulled this genius stunt.

The mother called me to see if it was OK.

Um... no!