Jake is a nice guy.

It's 8:50 PM on Monday night and I predict Jake will pick Vienna.

Even though they are so wrong for each other that most of America can see it.

Why do I think he's going to pick her!?

Because he is the ultimate "nice guy."

FYI... nice guy in the uncool kind of way.

And this type of nice guy never ever gets the "bad girl."

Vienna is a bad girl.

FYI... bad girl in the I'll crash a wedding party with bad girl. Bad girl in the I can call you at 2 AM and you'll come over kind of girl. Bad girl as in I've been in a wet t-shirt kind of girl. I could go on... but y'all know exactly the type because we all know (and hate) these kind of girls because she's not a girl's friend kind of girl. She's not a girl's girl. She's the "friend" who you swear is flirting with YOUR guy at parties.

Jake would never ever get a bad girl in real life. But he got this bad girl on The Bachelor.

AND THAT IS WHY HE'S GOING TO PICK VIENNA.

He's a nice guy and nice guys never get the bad girls.

Tenley on the other hand is a nice girl like Jake is a nice guy. Tenley would never get an Andrew Firestone for example or a Brad Pitt or an Edward.

Know what I mean?